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[ hm. ]

Shitty ex-boyfriend.

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[ caroline considers she could do it herself but refrains. ]

Ok.

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So you’re gonna ask.

[ a beat. ]

Ha.

[ she’s not actually pro extra murders. well, in this one case, but — she doesn’t know that she can beat him, not yet.

she will. ]

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She is so drunk I think I got tipsy standing near her.

Afraid they are useless

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Great. Wish that were me.

Back on sleuthing: I’m still stuck on the knife attacks. They were professional. Serial killer shit. That’s almost as rare as Alia’s mind powers.

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[ neither of those are rare to caroline. stefan and damon are literal serial killers, she has mind powers.

she needs to move. ]

Was that sarcasm?

If we're looking for a hitman don't they famously not have any tells?

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In the movies, sure.

In real life, you work up to that shit. Starkov getting laid out in the maze like fucked up art, Laughlin’s attacker trying to knock him out before cutting him up. That takes skill. Practice.

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And a nice Chianti.