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📞 voice — un: homelander.

[breeding]

Hi, honey. Velma? No, who am I kidding, you're Daphne. You've got that va-voom factor.

Anyway, just thought I'd call, catch you up on what I've found out, see if you've learned anything, too. One wolf's out of the picture, which is pretty good; on the other hand, same number of killings this morning, which is pretty bad.

The attackees have said they've seen every mask color but green — which Alia was, so we don't need to worry about that, regardless. Some quote-unquote "tall" guy on red, orange, or pink attacked ... Alina, I think? Knife guy's still on the loose, plus someone who can go Animorphs mode or something.

Paul and Baela had roles, but obviously they've kicked the bucket this turn. I have a, uhhh, handful of other roles I'm aware of, but none that rule out any current suspects.

Alina, Nami, and Matt all made accusations last round, which isn't worth nothing. Alina landed on Louis, right? Nami accused Alexei (which got his boyfriend pretty riled up), Matt accused ... Pierce? But I happen to know he's barking up the wrong tree, there.

I gotta write this shit down. Okay, that's all for now, text me if you've got anything. Bye!

cw: the boys typical attitudes

[costarring]

[ she lets it ring out and listens back in the gym, weights in hand.

an hour later, she answers him: ]

You wish you were Fred.

I think we have five wolves left and they get two shots each round. 6 landed hits last round, with one going back for Rhaenyra after Starkov made it out. 2/5 missed this round, 3/5 hit.

Money’s on Louis for the vampires, since everyone was pissing themselves rather than accuse him, but I can’t rule out Astarion. Blue mask and drained of blood still seems compelling, even if both our blue vampires are too gay to fuck Kamali first or whatever.

So our six are: Alia, Louis, tall guy (fuck me; also knife guy?), size 6 female, Wolf 5, Wolf 6

One of the unidentified wolves (including size 6 female) is our animorph / shapeshifter / monster (killing Grace, attacking Jamison — going back for someone else?).

What do you think of the British kid’s updates?

lmao when the cw is "my canon"

[breeding]

he's the blond one, who else am i supposed to be?

the math checks out but it definitely doesn't look good. so we vote louis or astarion off the island, that'll be 2/6 wolves. then we, what, get the whole manor to agree to trying on a glass slipper? seems like we've also got someone who does this (killing) for a living, or at least as a really, REALLY serious hobby, which i think brings our little butler survey back into the picture.

the shapeshifting thing is tougher. no one's gonna wanna cough up to that, even if they're being compelled to kill.

didn't really feel like there was anything else in the report that was that useful; getting blood samples from the deceased isn't helping us at this point and getting them from the living is gonna be a chore.

also, can i just say something? [ never a good precursor ... ] why is everyone so fucking freaked out about going to jail? worst thing that happens is you staycation for a couple of weeks, best thing that happens is you stop being hypnotized or whatever into killing people. they're acting like it's getting sent to the hague. like, either people should be less precious about the jail sentence or we should start living up to their reactions and start enacting capital punishment.

1/2

[costarring]

Guess not everyone’s been kidnapped by their ex, imprisoned, and had their eggs harvested for his super progeny.

[costarring]

I looked back through the butler creeps and knife guys.

zoro (technically swords), shanks (also technically swords and a doctor, so cleared by his role), danny, david, tiffany ("stabbing"), jacaerys (swords; literally got murdered)

Laughlin and Starkov both say their guys had red, pink, or orange masks. Let’s cross-reference, same as I did for Alia.

1/3

[breeding]

[ wait, hang on ]

2/3

[breeding]

i never told you that

[ At least he thinks he didn't mention the whole genetics aspect of it all. Which begs the question of how she either found out or if there are some weird time things going on.

Notably, he does not think to answer, "That definitely wasn't what I was doing." ]

[breeding]

[ you know what, whatever--- ]

okay, so

zoro (pink)
danny (red)
david (orange)

with shanks and jacaerys ruled out, and tiffany in blue. zoro's the shortest out of the bunch, if we're going by "tall." could be both danny and david, right? we've still got two wolves with basically nothing on them.

text — un: missmystic

[highlyemotional]

This is going to sound insane and like I am a total monster, but I'm really not! I just know how to count

There's seven werewolves and seven people were killed the first round and then we voted out two people, one who actually turned out to be a werewolf. Consequently this time there should have been six victims, but there was seven again.

Do you think it's possible that one of the werewolves killed another werewolf by accident and then Alina or Pierce resurrected one of those werewolves?

It's Caroline Forbes by the way.

[costarring]

Jesus.
How do we know there are seven? What if there are six and one only went back for another victim because Starkov made it out? We know her and Rhaenyra were both in the maze. Could’ve been the same guy.

We got seven victims this time but only (I know) three dead, right? Maybe every wolf only gets two shots at killing. By that math, 3/5 wolves made kills on their first or second try. 2/5 missed both times.

I’m gonna go with no among the resurrected being wolves. Timeline seems hinky.

[highlyemotional]

I guess we don't know. I got lots more info when people were screaming accusations at each other, this time I only have Edwin and common sense.

Grace and Matt were probably killed by the same person at least. But that doesn't narrow it down because the only real werewolf I know of in the house is also dead.

Honestly at this point it might be beneficial to vote off Alina just to keep her safe so they will have to target someone else but I don't think anyone would agree with me because of her role.

[costarring]

Yeah, she can resurrect eye-witnesses and loved ones, so pass on that.

What about Louis and Danny? They got heat at the last minute.

[highlyemotional]

It wasn't Louis, Alina was trying to save someone she loves from the dungeons by throwing spaghetti at the wall.

Danny IDK about. The guy that named him is the President and he said he killed the man that died before the game started. I wouldn't rule him out but he has as much evidence as Tiffany Valentine which was "has killed before". That kind of evidence would only preclude like five people here probably so it's not very solid.

text | un: HZF

[homosexuals]

Hey. Took your advice finally. Embry's killer is out there.

But I want to be strategic on this one. We'll have enough votes on Danny Johnson.

What do you know about this guy David? I don't have much to go on - tall, knives...someone got another dream or whatever the hell it is and saw him in it. Feels like those are the same clues on a broken record going around.

I trust the person I got it from, but I don't know what else to fucking think.

[costarring]

About damn time. Welcome back to the ticket, Senator Fuller.

Figures. The kid seems the type.

I know that Homelander said his name to me earlier, when we cross-referenced the most violent butler profiles with our suspected mask colours and Starkov’s illuminating “tall guy” note…

You only get three:
Danny (red)
David (orange)
Zoro (pink)

Zoro’s the shortest, seems a little dense, and he prefers swords to knives.

[homosexuals]

Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Senator's a big jump, but I am happy to be here.

I don't know Zoro either. He's a friend of Koby's - I'll ask him about it. I think my gal Maxine knows David too - I'll let you know what they both say.

If we want to make this count, I'll back you both.

[costarring]

I told your man already: I want this to be 3/3. If we arrest three correctly, that’s three less people who die.

I’ll take the shot on David if someone needs to. I can handle any backlash.

✉️ text — un: homelander.

[breeding]

there's something fucked up about your boytoy wolf. just thought you should know.

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[ she ignores this for an entire day, just to be difficult. ]

i don’t have a boytoy.

[ but she knows who he’s referring to, obviously, and it unsettles her. david is only safe until the game runs out. ]

[breeding]

[ He'd have more to say about the delay if not for the fact that he's been dealing with Consequences, for once. ]

right, sorry. not a boytoy, just a weird living crash test dummy.
how much do you know about him?

[costarring]

not a lot. like i said, i barely know him.
you gonna tell me he’s a bad boy?

[ ok mr war crimes ]

text; un: pirate

[bigsmile]

dunno if they told you but if you try to escape this place over the gate it messes with you and sends you back with a headache. gonna keep trying!!

[costarring]

[ she can’t even judge when she tried the same thing. ]

been there.
don’t think it’s gonna get better anytime soon

[bigsmile]

yeah. it's got to give some time, they can't keep it up forever.

i was checking the kitchens again. those ingredients got to come from somewhere.

[costarring]

could try asking the staff that aren’t from Chicago. they must commute here for work, right?