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[ ✔️ suspicious avoidance of the vampire question noted. ]

Agreed on Saxcise and Baela.

Yeah, we definitely have at least one guy who’s really good at this shit with Starkov. He was gonna string her up like a serial killer’s art piece. Knives are the most common weapon here, too. Paul’s seems a little different, but Rhaenyra and Starkov are aligned for me. Maybe Laughlin, since they found a knife at the scene.

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[ it's unimaginative and boring and she doesn't even know astarion so she can't speak to it. flips her hair! ]

Maybe Portia and Jonty know a little more about their house guests than we do. Want to ask them?

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I’d rather eat glass.

But I’ll back you up, if you want to do the talking.

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What if you help me with what to ask them and I do all the talking, you don't even have to come with, and then if we have someone to accuse you can do that?

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I don’t do the hero thing anymore.

[ re: accusations. ]

”Hi babes, did you invite any murderous bombshells to the villa?”

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I am not calling Jonty babes.

Anything SPECIFIC because with this many vampires we should probably narrow it down.

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I kinda think you could pull it off.

Maybe ask if they know about any vampires that we don’t from the feast OR any shapeshifters, who could have done the vampire style killings and the beastly ones?

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Okay.

Text me any more that come to you, I'm going in.

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Where the fuck are these knives coming from? The kitchen?

How many roles were there in Portia’s original game? What were they? I.e. Doctor, wolf, seer, etc.

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Has anything like this happened before?

Has anyone been murdered on the grounds?

These should be the last questions if you even ask them, as I’m assuming they’ll say fuck off.

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If I know a guy who deserves to die, can I offer him to the wolves?

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I'm not asking that!

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So much for girl code.

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[ WOW ]

Who is the guy?

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[ hm. ]

Shitty ex-boyfriend.

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[ caroline considers she could do it herself but refrains. ]

Ok.

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So you’re gonna ask.

[ a beat. ]

Ha.

[ she’s not actually pro extra murders. well, in this one case, but — she doesn’t know that she can beat him, not yet.

she will. ]

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She is so drunk I think I got tipsy standing near her.

Afraid they are useless

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Great. Wish that were me.

Back on sleuthing: I’m still stuck on the knife attacks. They were professional. Serial killer shit. That’s almost as rare as Alia’s mind powers.

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[ neither of those are rare to caroline. stefan and damon are literal serial killers, she has mind powers.

she needs to move. ]

Was that sarcasm?

If we're looking for a hitman don't they famously not have any tells?

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In the movies, sure.

In real life, you work up to that shit. Starkov getting laid out in the maze like fucked up art, Laughlin’s attacker trying to knock him out before cutting him up. That takes skill. Practice.

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And a nice Chianti.